
OPires 🎉🎉Dale Jhon
"Falaaa Jhon parabns 🎉 mano, Deus abençõe com muita saúde e felicidade, gastei 10 doleta pra te colocar no rolo de bosta eterno kkkk dale dale kkkkkkkk"
🇧🇷 Mantena · Brazil

In 200 years, only the roll will know you existed.
Your SHI#*%T deserves to be eternal. Grab a sheet. Write whatever you want: a confession, a message, a happy birthday, a time capsule. Share it with your friends. You've done worse. Trust us.

"Falaaa Jhon parabns 🎉 mano, Deus abençõe com muita saúde e felicidade, gastei 10 doleta pra te colocar no rolo de bosta eterno kkkk dale dale kkkkkkkk"
🇧🇷 Mantena · Brazil


"If you’re reading this sitting on the toilet… mission accomplished."
🇺🇸 Miami · United States


"if ur seeing this its bc u googled ur own name and ended up here. hi stranger, hope ur doing well, and that u still owe me those 50 bucks"
🇺🇸 Orlando · United States


"my gf dumped me yesterday so im making bad decisions to forget. this was the worst one but also the funniest one ngl hahaha"
🇺🇸 Boston · United States

Your sheet · Nº ________
Pick a sheet, leave a message, become eternal.
— Since 2026 · Certified by the IBHA —
Grab a sheet. Write whatever you want: a confession, a message, a happy birthday, a time capsule. Share it with your friends. You’ve done worse. Trust us.
Tip: each sheet has a share button — send your link to friends so they can find you here.
— Official Standings · Volume XII —
The biggest pooper on the planet earns the site's name. Today, the iPooped throne belongs to OPires 🎉🎉Dale Jhon 🇧🇷.
OPires 🎉🎉Dale Jhon 👑
🇧🇷 Mantena
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Larissa Mendes
🇺🇸 Orlando
1
sheet
Diego Fernández
🇦🇷 Buenos Aires
1
sheet
Beatrice Carver
🇺🇸 Los Angeles
1
sheet
Ralph Pinkerton
🇺🇸 Chicago
1
sheet
Mariana Tavares
🇧🇷 Recife
1
sheet
Lucas Anderson
🇺🇸 Brooklyn
1
sheet
Yuki Tanaka
🇯🇵 Tokyo
1
sheet
Anna Beatrice
🇺🇸 Seattle
1
sheet
Marco Bianchi
🇮🇹 Roma
1
sheet
Want to poop higher than everyone?
— Section IV —